Saturday, July 09, 2005

^You Know You Play Animal Crossin Too Much When...^

...you think your bills are your house ratings.
...everyone you talk to is an animal.
...you bury your belongings, and expect there to be better stuff when you return.
...you urge fellow soldiers to rearrange their gear, because it'll give them better house ratings.
...you think you can grow peaches and apples in the middle of winter.
...you take a leaf from your tree and toss it in your house, hoping a couch or something will appear.
...you beg other people for their bells.
...you start seeing your neighbors as animals like monkeys, sheep, and squirrels.
...you expect animals to give you odd jobs and cash, gifts for doing them.
...you accidently call the clerk at the furniture store Tom Nook.
...you accidently call the museum curator Blathers.
...you swing an axe at someone and think it can't hurt them.
...every holiday you expect to get a new piece of furniture.
...you use the big head cheat in every game because you think it makes them look normal.
...you think that animals will put on clothes you give them.

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Friday, July 08, 2005

You Know You Play Zelda Too Much When...

...you make funny grunting noises before hitting someone.
...you open a present and sing,"do-do-do-do".
...you can carry an entire coversation with someone without actually saying anything.
...you have EVERY zelda song downloaded and saved on your computer.
...you plunk out ocarina songs everytime you see a piano.
...you drink milk out of bottles that you just kept bugs in.
...you dye your hair blonde and get a cheesy hat.
...you talk to the The huge tree in you back yard.
...you roll on the ground and say it makes you go faster.
...you carry everything above your head.
...you jump off of a roof holding a chicken, expecting it to fly to slowly over to the next house.
...you play Epona's Song on an Ocarina in front of a cow to try to get milk from it.
...you jump out of a tree with a leaf expecting to glide safely to the ground but break your leg.
...you have an orcania.
... you think your hat can talk to you.
...you use a sword to cut grass instead of a lawnmower.
...you talk to boats.

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You Know You Play Smash Bros. Too Much When...

...you think you can jump more than once.
...you think you can throw someone further when they are injured.
...you KNEE OF DEATH your friends in the balls.
... you attempt to use an umbrella to immitate Peach's Up+B.
...you expect stuff to mysteriously appear beside you.
...you think Hitting someone with a bat will knock them away and make them explode in a coloured flame.
...you eat the entire thanksgiving meal and wonder why you don't feel healthier.
...you buy a gun to shoot people with, because the bullets didn't seem to hurt very much in the game.
...you refuse to eat tomatoes unless they have an M spraypainted on the side.
...you do a jumping uppercut on some random dude walking by to get some coins for the soda machine.
...you never hold up your arms to block yourself from hits for too long, because you might break your shield.
...you wonder why theres no floating platforms nearby, then excleim, OOOH, we're on final destination.
...you can jump a full grown man easily.
...you Think you will come back on a platform when you die.
...you start fighting white gloves.
...someone punches you, you say "Ow! you did 8% with that!"
...you pick up a flower and start trying to breathe fire.
...you grab a green box and wonder why you're not made of metal.
...you hold your breath to gain multiple jumps.
...you try to get a star, thinking you'll be invincible.
...you take a hammer out of your tool chest and start running and swinging it around.
...you can't imagine how jumping off your roof would hurt you at all.
...you slice off your friends hand with a sword and wonder why he's bleeding.
...you jump onto an oncoming car and wonder why you broke your legs.
...you hit people with a bat, thinking they'll fly into the clouds.
...you see someone's hand with a white glove on it and start beating the crap out of it.
...you throw red and white balls at people hoping for a rainbow bird to come out and drill your enemies into the ground with fire.

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

You Know You Play Resident Evil 4 Too Much When...

...you think someone can only be killed with a shot to the head.
...you kill everyone that speaks spanish.
...you hear a chainsaw, and you rush off to get your shotgun.
...you start moving and thinking in "2nd person" view (over the shoulder).
...you start yelling things like "Ahi esta", "¬°te voy a matar!" and "¬°agarrenlo!" at other people.
...you are about to give something to someone and tell him/her/them "Ive got something for you guys."
...you say "What are ya selliing?" when buying something at 7-11.
...you say "He He He, thank you stranger," when you get your change.
...you say "What are you buyin'?" at your garage sale.
...you kick open every door you come to.
...you find yoursel doing quick 180 turns all the timeto see if anyone is behind you.
...you carry a dagger around just incase.
...you pull out you knife just to break windows.
...you think that an aerosol canister can heal you...completely.
...you dive head first in windows.
...you start seeing red dots floating around peoples heads.
...you think the president actual has a semi attractive daughter.
...When you try to prove you could survive an axe to the face.
... you press L & R to do everything in your life.
...you see a stranger in your yard, you yell "Un forastero" and chase after them with a pitchfork.
...you kick people in the face while they hug you.
...you knock down every ladder you come too.
...you think that a sample always contains a plaga.
...you expect to jump into the blades of a helicopter and not die.
...you expect the presidents daughter to give you overtime if you save her.

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Friday, June 10, 2005

You Know You Play Forza Too Much When...

...your right foot is always pushed into the floor.
...destroying GT4 becomes your only reason to live.
...you train an imaginary friend to do all your work, then he ends up screwing you by taking 90% of what ever you would've gained.
...you try to follow lines on the ground.
...you start crashing every corvette of the road just to get in front of him.
...you put little decals together on your car realizing that you can actually make one big decal with one big custom piece.
...you try to jam on the E-brake in your Civic and pull off an awesome drift around the corner up the street from your house
...you start using decals on your real car, realizing you could of simply pay someone to do it.
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Thursday, June 09, 2005

You Know You Play GTA Too Much When...

...you beat up every prostitute you meet.
...you're getting chased by cops and try to get a new paint job.
...you walk up to random people saying "Yo, you ready to roll?"
...you go to a mexican party with your honda and ask if you can be in the low rider hoping.
...your about to make a topic posting your second all nighter.
...you think you can fall off of building and be protected by a bullet proof vest.
...you try the shooting cell-phone glitch on some random passerby.
...you try driving fast then not caring about the road thinking if you get hit you will just mess the front of the car up.
...you pull up to your job and dive out of the car and send it flying because you don't think you need it anymore since you got where you needed to be.
...you starting picking up payphones and see if anyones on the other line with a mission for you.

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You Know Yoy Play Morrowind Too Much When...

...you don't think you can hurt someone with your fists unless they are on the ground.
...you move your hands while saying wooosh, and expect to fall slowly as a feather.
...you know exactly where every small town is.
...you make very long short stories about it (like Fargoth).
...you name you're cat "Neverine."
...you steal from your parents and neighbours.
...Claim your shed is a deadric ruin.
...you call your cat a kajit.
...youcall a lizard an argonian.
...youtry to purchace moon sugar in your local supermarket.
...you ask at the infomation hut the location of the nearest theves guild.
... youtaunt a person untill they attack you then kill them and expect no problems from police.
...you try to summon a golden saint, fail and blame it on your low conjuration skills.
...you try to barter at every shop.call a black person a redguard.call foriners outlanders.
...you try to make a rising force potion out of common household items.
...you jump everywhere and explain it's to raise your acrobatic skills.
...youspend hours trying to enchant a ring and blame it on your low enchant skills.
...crosshairs appear in your field of vision.fix something by hitting it with a hammer.
...you think rats are the size of wolverines.
...you murder 10 people, so you can put the evidence in their pockets and sleep for three days.
...you go to a tomb and expect to have the undead attack you.
...you spend several days to walk across a country and then expect to recall back.
...you kill someone and ask the thieves guild to remove the price.
...you kill someone and expect a guard to just talk to you about it.
...you kill someone and give a cop a piece of paper saying that you could.
...you speak only in keywords.
...you think the local gang is the dark brotherhood.
...you challenge the pope to a duel so you can become Patriarch of the Temple.

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You Know You Play Halo 2 Too Much When...

...you crouch and you think no one knows you're there.
...you shoot someone with a sniper rifle and expect them to survive the first bullet.
...you aim for people while in your car.
...you frantically move your thumb in order to try and car-jack an elderly women.
...a man takes you hostage and threatens you with a syring (needle), you say "Pfff you can't do **** with needlers."
...your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you run over to his seat and say "territory controlled."
...you take a crap and you yell "Bomb armed, bomb planted".
...you run into the middle of a highway and hijack a oncoming jeep.
...you hit someone in the back of the head, and are suprised when they dont die.
...you try to crouch jump.
...you try to stick a car with a rock.
...someone dies, you teabag them and say "pizzoned no0ber!"
...you trash talk your opponents, then are suprised when you get your face smashed.
... you go on a quest for food nipples.
...you go to your local store and complain that you have to use the stairs since they don't have air jets.
...you have the halo theme song on your ipod.
... you say Jesus was respawned instead of resurrected.

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

You Know You Play Phantom Dust Too Much When...

...you grab a basketball and assume it's a skill.
...you wear skin-tight snake skin pants.
...you are walking around and you start locking on to people.
...you yell Optical Camo and think your invisible.
...you throw a snowball and expect it to freeze the person's skill buttons.
...you clench your fists and scream "raaaaarrgh", then expect to do more damage with your punches.
...you make friends... out of dust-bunnies.
...you shoot your friends, and then try to wake them up.
...you try to destroy concrete by jumping off the roof.
...you take a pixie stik and smash it to the ground, hoping skills will pop up.
...someone throws a rock or tries punching you and you wave your hand trying to cast flash barrier.
...you forget everything if spend too much time outside.
...you go outside at least 30 times a day trying to get a super-rare skill.
...you jump into a dust devil (those little bitty tornadoes you see in paking lots when its windy) expecting to fly up 30 feet.
...you say that you were made from Edgar.

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